Woman Playfully Gaslights Her Husband, Swapping His Favorite Jelly for Off-Brand Jam in His Daily PB&J Every Time They Bicker

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    I posted this in a different Subreddit but thought it belonged here too I gaslight my husband when we fight
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    This isn't anything crazy; just something funny that I want to tell people about but can't risk getting caught.
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    My husband (30m) and I (30f) have been together for 8 years. For the past couple of years I make him a peanut butter and jelly sandwich everyday to take to work. I use Welch's grape concord jelly- this is important for later.
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    Everyday he tells me that I make the best sandwiches and I just say "I make it with love." However, when we're fighting he always says he can taste the difference in his PBNJ, and I say "because I made it with hate." But the truth is,
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    he can taste the hate in his sandwich because when we fight, I use organic, sugar free grape jam. It's in the back of the fridge and he's never seen it, so it's what I use to convince him that he can't make me
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    mad or my anger makes food taste different. Like I said, this wasn't anything crazy; but it's something I always get a giggle out of and thought all of you would too
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    littlebrownbeetle1 This isnt nearly as dysfunctional as the first line led me to believe it would be.
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    ShurkuBruh I love the part where you are saying he has never seen it beacause it is in the back of the fridge. Thats exactly how my boyfried function too.
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    thefrustratedpoet Ok but somebody needs to make an organic sugar free grape jelly brand called "Hate"... that way you're not even gaslighting him a little bit! se કો
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    PrincessPindy . I love this. Married 43 years. My husband is obsessive. I would make the mini blinds just a little askew and uneven just before he would get home. I would then sit on the couch when I heard his car and wait.
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    It was inevitable that he would walk in, look at me, look over at the window and walk directly over, and fix the blinds before coming over to give me a kiss. It always delighted me. He just saw how happy I was that he was home.
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    Puzzleheaded_A... So it turns out hate is sugar free, AND organic. The insidious nature of healthy eating finally rears its ugly head.
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    IHateSpam1999 Love this! My wife makes my lunch most days. She always makes her own and she says it's just as easy to make 2 salads as it is one. She feels good knowing that I eat healthier because she takes such great care of me.
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    That said, I would never make her so mad that she would put chunks of tofu instead of chicken in my salad.
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    CoderJoe1 I can imagine asking your hubby, "How's your marriage?" "It's going Grape!"
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    ElSoMaLu I love this idea. There's no harm except the taste. Good work! Maybe I'll steal the idea. ;)
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    ashatteredteacup Wives around the world relating to 'it's at the back of the fridge and he's never seen it'. Mine remembers the tools in his toolbox but can't find the mayonnaise 20cm from him at the side of the fridge.
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    tonsil_bruiser This reminds me of the woman that got ped off at her husband a poured water on the floor in front of the dishwasher so the husband had to spend all day trying to fix it. Just like her, you are an evil f...ing b...h. AND just like her, I think I love you.
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    organic, sugar free grape jam. It's in the back of the fridge and he's never seen it, so it's what I use to convince him that he can't make me mad or my anger makes food taste different

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